Rosalie: “that’s right baby cry, cry so we can collect those precious tears for our psychology spells”
John: “Be sure that the tears land on the rat for the highest degree of spell efficacy”

Man on left: “Ha ha! My dog is the ugliest dog in the world! All of your inferior dogs will bow down before our ugliness! I’ve been waiting for this moment for so long. Now I’m famous because I’m ugly. This moment vindicates every rejection I’ve suffered from females and the majority of my peers due to my funny looks.”